the ramblings of a displaced Philly girl

Saturday, December 04, 2004

new name! :)

Okay, so you've probably noticed the new name... I think I'm gonna change it every so often anyway, so even this one is temporary, but I thought this quote from Henry J. Byron was just fun and off the wall enough to be totally me :)

Since I was totally having blog title writer's block, I searched high and low for something to use-- everything from Dilbertisms to philosophy (which in some strange way aren't all that much different), and I had a blast doing it! So, along with the name change, I figured I'd post some other random fun I came across. Most of it is tongue-in-cheek so I hope you get a kick out of it like I did. Enjoy!

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut.

Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority. --Doctor Who

Bacteria: The only culture some people have.

Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour.

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before!

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. --George W. Bush

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. --Dan Quayle

Never judge a book by its movie. --J.W. Eagan

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. --Lily Tomlin

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the view never changes.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? --Steven Wright

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. --Lisa Hoffman

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye

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