update

Okay, well I figure keeping this whole blog resolution is at least easier than the others, so here goes... Although, I must say, I just got back from the BUSIEST gym I have ever seen in my 3 years in Virginia Beach. guess EVERYONE made new year's resolutions. thank god for the gym though, because without it I can't imagine where else I would work off all of life's frustrations. and, there are some great fringe benefits too, they say... if you like being healthy and all that :)

so, what exactly are life's frustrations?
well, lemme put it this way:
GOOD things about working for a Fortune 500 company: umm... well... I just got Microsoft Office 2003 Professional Edition for $19.95! that's a $430 savings! NICE!
BAD things about working for a Fortune 500 company: pretty much EVERYTHING ELSE

and that was my day. BUT, I DO have good news! and NO it has nothing to do with car insurance. actually, I came across the cutest little list in my totally cheesy girl page-a-day calendar thing. And, since it made me laugh, I figured I'd share. Enjoy! :)

drinks to order if you want to turn heads in a bar (say these loudly!):
I'd like a strong Piece of Ass.
I'm really craving a Bad Habit tonight!
Get me an Absolutely Screwed Up.
I need a Big Unit pronto!
I feel like a Dirty Girl Scout Tonight.
Can you give me a Screaming Orgasm?
If not, I'll take a Vibrator.
But, I'll settle for a Horny Bull.
Or, I'll just take a Lesbian Lover :Þ

who knew bars (or calendars for that matter) could be so much fun! okay back to your regularly scheduled programming... hope you all had good days!